elvis's definitions

Hater

what a bunch of people that post def. on this site are.

These people are the biggest haters I've ever seen.

by elvis June 27, 2003

Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

by elvis June 27, 2003

Maragoudakis

Man, move ovaand get outta my way before I gottapull these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass.

ex. "Don't eat that last cupcake hooch"

by Elvis October 22, 2004

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 8, 2003

g ride

1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.

I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.

by Elvis August 25, 2004

sodomize political correctness

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on

jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!

by Elvis April 25, 2005

blow by

Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.

Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.

by Elvis October 18, 2003