elvis's definitions

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006

sodomize political correctness

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on

jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!

by Elvis April 25, 2005

blow by

Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.

Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.

by Elvis October 18, 2003

roastify

To utterly dominate someone in some form of head-to-head combat, usually used in the context of fighting games. see also own3d

You suck! You totally let that guy roastify you!

by Elvis November 10, 2003

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

Elvis

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

by Elvis March 26, 2017

bungweed

the combination of bunghole and dillweed

yo, that guy is a dillweed AND a bunghole......whoa, he's a BUNGWEED!!!!!

by ELVIS August 10, 2003