elvis's definitions

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 8, 2003

Maragoudakis

Man, move ovaand get outta my way before I gottapull these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass.

ex. "Don't eat that last cupcake hooch"

by Elvis October 22, 2004

Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

by elvis June 27, 2003

dime bar

numpty

"richard you dime bar"

(to the person who wrote the first definition-steve dave- either you are a mallrats fan or have a class name which is it?)

by Elvis July 14, 2003

sodomize political correctness

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on

jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!

by Elvis April 25, 2005

vortex

Denna usla neger jävel duger bara till att pricka golv / vägg / tak, han duger inte ens till att hoppa ordentligt... därför e voiden hans bästa polare som ger honom daglig avsugning...
Ibland prickar han faktist nåt annat än väggar osv, det e sina Team kamrater, skjuter dom oftast med mening pga ilskan som tynger honom innombords ( pga hans afrikanska mamma brände bullarna han skulle ha till Björnes magasin )

by Elvis August 26, 2003