elvis's definitions

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 8, 2003

dime bar

numpty

"richard you dime bar"

(to the person who wrote the first definition-steve dave- either you are a mallrats fan or have a class name which is it?)

by Elvis July 14, 2003

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

by Elvis May 8, 2004

blazin squad

a group of adolescent males who like to talk improper english and tap themselves vigorously in the chest whilst looking mean and moody. also all have plastic bedsheets

look at wee sid, he's so blazin squad

by elvis January 29, 2004

Hater

what a bunch of people that post def. on this site are.

These people are the biggest haters I've ever seen.

by elvis June 27, 2003

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004