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Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.
Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.
by elvis June 27, 2003

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"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.
I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...
by Elvis February 22, 2006

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1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.
I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.
by Elvis August 25, 2004

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the level of sexual intent shown to a member of the opposite sex, see www.homestarrunner.com
"Rich got a jeep and the bitches were all up ons"
by elvis February 20, 2005

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Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.
Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.
by Elvis October 18, 2003

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"richard you dime bar"

(to the person who wrote the first definition-steve dave- either you are a mallrats fan or have a class name which is it?)
by Elvis July 14, 2003

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something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.
you guys are fucking clown shoes
by elvis February 20, 2005

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