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Fucking bored 

Me right now, and maybe you considering you’re reading this.
Why are you reading this?
Go do something productive, like play a video game or prank your friend, or nearly murder your sibling or something.
(Highly suggest the last one.)
‘I’m fucking bored.’
‘Go murder your fucking sister you shit-ass bitch.’
Fucking bored by AnnieGirl66 December 28, 2019

I'm so fucking bored 

I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.

Im fucking bored

When you’re way too fucking bored so you just search up “im fucking bored” on google.

God, im so fucking bored that im adding a word on urban dictionary .

I'm so fucking bored 

A four word phrase typed into google search when one finds they have nothing to do and has had nothing to do for a long period of time. I'm so fucking bored is more commonly searched by teenager, specifically males who are out of things to do during the months of summer vacation.
You: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED"
Google: I'm sorry there are no search results for "i'm so fucking bored". Did you mean "I want to shoot myself"?

I'm so fucking bored 

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason
Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

I'm so fucking bored. 

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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