Fuckin' Noob
Fuckin' Noob by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010
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fucken noob
I was playing Halo 3 last night on live an a fucken noob asked me if I wanted to hump his dead body.
fucken noob by Nighthawk07 November 28, 2007
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Fucking M16 noob
what i yell at the top of my lungs when i get killed by in M16 in Call of Duty 4, 6 ,and 7, or a person who plays Call of Duty 4, 6 ,or 7, who uses the M16 to piss you and your teammates off to get points. When the FUCKING M16 NOOB is killed, it is common for it to have the martyrdom perk, or deathstreak. to kill the FUCKING M16 NOOB, try using a noob tube, other known as a pro pipe, or grenade launcher.
*gets shot by M16*
me: FUCK YOU M16 NOOB GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF PLAY THE GAME FUCKING FAIR! USE A FUCKING MP5 OR SOMETHING! FUCK THE M16 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU Fucking M16 noob!!!!
*i kill M16 noob*
M16 noob: now eat my martyrdom bitch.
me: FUCK YOU!
me: FUCK YOU M16 NOOB GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF PLAY THE GAME FUCKING FAIR! USE A FUCKING MP5 OR SOMETHING! FUCK THE M16 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU Fucking M16 noob!!!!
*i kill M16 noob*
M16 noob: now eat my martyrdom bitch.
me: FUCK YOU!
Fucking M16 noob by COD player1234567 November 25, 2010
people who say noob are fucking morons
If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
people who say noob are fucking morons by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005
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Noobi Fucki by tiltie fuckie December 29, 2016
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