Fuckice 

When you are a speech impediment dumbass and you call someone a fuckice but in reality you wanted to call them fuckface.

You little fuckice

Fuckice by Turtleloverr October 24, 2017

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

Fuckcess 

When you succeed in having sex with somebody.

You know Jenny, she was a total Fuckcess!

Fuckcess by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010

Fuckinest

ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.

Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.

Fuckinest by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009

number one fuckie 

1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").

2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.

That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".

That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.

number one fuckie by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012

Fuckcess! 

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.

"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"

Fuckcess! by MagickDio April 3, 2010

slop fuckie 

When you are eating chop-suey and fucking an Asian girl at the same time.

I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.

slop fuckie by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012