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Slang for a furry, a relatively new species of neckbeard that believe they're neon blue mammals and jerk off to crude deviantart profiles including said mammals. Some furfaggots dress up as a mammal and fuck eachother, looking like a bunch of sweaty Disney characters gone wrong. Some furfaggots like to hang tails from their buttcrack to identify eachother. Some furfaggots buy dildos molded after animal dongs to use on themselves/eachother. Most furfaggots clump together on cancerous sites such as furaffinity or deviantart and spam MS paint equivalent drawings involving animal penises.
~~On an internet forum~~

John: "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF"

Jane: "I think you might be a cancerous furfaggot."
furfaggot by pooperhunter69 June 25, 2014

fuckmaggot 

Similar to a pissant, a fuckmaggot is someone who is totally and utterly insignificant.
I don't take orders from you, fuckmaggot.
fuckmaggot by tentacle_orgy April 1, 2005
A furfaggot is an idiot who wants to do nothing for society but pretend to be an animal
Ay Jimmy’s a furfaggot ew Jimmy’s a furfaggot what a slut whore
Furfaggot by Adolf osamma September 10, 2021

jack fuck faggot

One who cuts you off while driving.
That jack fuck faggot never used a turn signal!
jack fuck faggot by BG924 December 21, 2007

Fuck faggot Friday 

The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay
It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke

fullfaggot 

The stereotypical good looking guy - no swag, gay ass smile, dope ass outfit. Aesthetically pleasant. It's the kind of guys lagerfield has as boy toys - cockgobbling extravaganza.
Lil bish went fullfaggot - he does have a pretty faggy face, with those lips and shit. (Fullfaggot is an adjective, not a noun)
fullfaggot by One of his Bitches August 3, 2017
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