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dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.
This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

fuckedupness 

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.
Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable
fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008

Fuckedupness 

1: The perpetual state of bein' straight fucked up. Constantly engaging in, or provoking, socially and morally unacceptable situations. 2: The after effects of ones mental state subsequent to years of copious drug use and alcoholism.
Pip: "Say Charles, wouldn't you agree that the elderly homeless chap in the courtyard exudes quite an agglomeration of fuckedupness?"
Charles: "Yes, quite, a rather whopping agglomeration of fuckedupness indeed."

Shateefa: "I'm tellin' you guwrl, you aint gonna balee dis. Tanisha slept wit her mama new man, AND bof her sistas husbands too!"
Laquisha: "Damn guwrl! Dats some fuckedupness!"

fuckedupness 

Noun -

1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
3. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.
1. After many unfair demotions, the fuckedupness at work was astounding.

2. John drank several beers that hour, driving his fuckedupness past the legal limit.

3. The fuckedupness of losing one's entire family in a car wreck is incalculable.
fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 15, 2008

Fuckedupness 

When you smoked to much, drank to much, or popped to many pills.

CURE: Stop doing so much shit broski.
You dont want Lil' Wayne showin' up in your dreams, trying to sell you some crack! (:
"Dont walk around, you can loose your fuckedupness!"

Fuckedupness 

Any action that takes place in the verbal and or physical form that results in less than desireable results due to unthoughtfulness, betrayal, selfishness, etc
My friend for 3 years went behind my back and attempted to bag my girlfriend, thats some fuckedupness right there.

He knew who stole your money, but he didn't want to tell you so he can get some of it, himself. Now thats some fuckedupness right there.
Fuckedupness by Kayelel March 30, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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