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meaning "to come off second best"
or be fucked over, etc
Starting a fight at the bar, only to get knocked out yourself. "I got fucked on"
fucked on by Gilly__ October 16, 2006
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really drunk, high or in any state where you cannot calculate 2 + 2.
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted
Wow alex, after that gb I am really fucked on.
Fucked on by Mercer Slang November 17, 2021

getting fucked on 

Being put under excessive pressure, harangued, abused, belittled and all manner of things that are no fun.
Ben is totally getting fucked on at work at the moment.

I fucked on the Magic School Bus 

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

get fucked on 

It's like "get shit on" except combined with "get fucked" but also what if your enemy is furniture?
Get fucked on, there's a blue shell coming!
get fucked on by c8eflatwhite January 16, 2024

you really fucked the pooch on that one 

To screw it up

fucked her with my socks on 

Rappers often say this as a way to show that they didn't care about the person their fucking and it was just a fling. This also implies that they do it often and don't even bother to get fully naked anymore.
"yeah I took your bitch and I fucked her with my socks on ay"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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