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fuck wacker 

1. An individual who wacks while fucking.
2. A wacker (or dorky dickwad) who is a fuck-face to boot.

Yo, fuck wacker, why don't you shut the fuck up before you get wacked?
fuck wacker by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

fuckey wuckey 

basically an uwu way of saying fuck, but never used as an adjective.
xXnekoXx: "wanna fuckey wuckey uwu?"
Chad: "nah, virginity is cool, remain pure!"
xXnekoXx: *fucking dies
fuckey wuckey by pee_master October 27, 2021

fuckeruckered 

When one becomes highly intoxicated pissed up, they may refer to being absolutely fuckeruckered. #hampshirehothatches
Jesus Lauren, I've had 2 bottles of wine! I'm absolutely fuckeruckered! I'm feeling frisky
fuckeruckered by JS1997 August 31, 2018

Wicked Stupid Fuck 

A person so clueless or stupid that they will somehow screw up the ultimate Free Lunch or Million Dollar deal.
1st Guy: Hey did ya hear that they offered him the Executive Vice President position but he turned it down to be the Mail Room Runner.
2nd Guy: No I hadn't. WOW! What a wicked stupid fuck he is.
Wicked Stupid Fuck by LJ Jr. October 24, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026