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Fuckchart 

A list of people you had sex with. It usually contains precise descriptions of the sex encounter and, in some cases, sex relics, such as pubic hair or sex tapes.
"That chick wreck was totally worthy a +1 on my fuckchart!"
Fuckchart by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

fuckcard 

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.
That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.
fuckcard by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019

Funkychair roulette 

An unusual game usually played at the office, where one person tries to get rid a smelly chair by switching it with someone else's
I almost got rid of my smelly chair, but somebody played funkychair roulette while I was at lunch.

fuckchannel 

It'd been a torrid fuck, his big hard dong slamming deep into her steaming fuckchannel.
fuckchannel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..
Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.