Fuckanoli

When one is enjoying a delicious, scrumptious cannoli, but experiences an unpleasant surprise that would usually trigger one to yell "Fuck" but instead yells this word.

"did you see dat ass?" Yeah, holy fuckanoli!!

by XkTiTs March 4, 2015

fuckabilitiness

The probability of someone getting fucked.

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.

by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

fuckazoid

A stronger version of the popular '90's valley girl word "freakazoid."

Why can't this fuckazoid in front of me stop slamming on his brakes?!

by hm08 August 5, 2008

Fuckalicious

Delectably fuckable.
Delightfully screwable.

Wow, he/ she is really fuckalicious!

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006

fuckaroni

Like saying fuck but better. Said in a situation of extreme emotion. Has nothing to do with macaroni.

person 1: heyy i broke ur phone.
person 2: fuckaroni!

by kc wasabi February 8, 2010

fuckability

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

by sublimal June 26, 2004

fuckaholic

An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.

Dude, your golden retriever is a fuckaholic, get him off my leg!

by NAPO August 14, 2003