Fuckalepsy 

The act of falling asleep during sexual intercourse. Primarily diagnosed in middle aged men raised in the suburbs of major cities

His wife thought that he was just disinterested in sexual relations, unsympathetic to her husband’s debilitating Fuckalepsy

See FA - Fuckaleptics Anonymous , an association of inflexible,mustachioed men suffering from the disease of Fuckalepsy.

Fuckalepsy by anonymous August 29, 2023

fuckolepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer immediately falls asleep after sexual intercourse. This is more common in males.

Wake up, you fuckoleptic jerk! I didn't cum!

fuckolepsy by Jairo R. June 8, 2004

fuckolepsy 

When a female cums it is the shaking and twitching that follows like an epileptic seziure

I fucked her so hard she came down with accute fuckolepsy.........

fuckolepsy by Bobeaser September 1, 2006

Fuckalups

When you F*** up so bad, that even an epic fail can explain it

Man, I've got the fuckalups real bad today
did you see that fight? that guy got a bad case of the fuckalups

Fuckalups by LordWillowTree November 15, 2010

Fuckaleptic 

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

Fuckaleptic by Crank Case February 9, 2017

suckalepsy 

When a woman falls asleep while performing felaccio

My last girlfriend had a bad case of suckalepsy that's why we broke up.

suckalepsy by Donny quinones October 18, 2020