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FuckItList 

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things NOT to do before you die

"The #FuckItList is a list of things you don't need to do before you die."
I don't need to listen to "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" again before I die. #FuckItList"

loudnyc #fuckitlist: Attending Justin Timberlake's Concert in The Front Row http://timesurl.at/25744b

TruBlondeRocker #fuckitlist: going to the no doubt reunion show.
FuckItList by BsbllUH11C March 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckitis 

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined
Nannette has fuckitis....
Fuckitis by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.
Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"
fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009

Fuckit List 

A list of sex acts one wishes to commit.
Now I can check "jerk off alone" off on my fuckit list!

Fuckit List 

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.
Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. A Milf
3. Megan Fox
Word of the Day on July 18, 2011

Fuckit List 

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
Fuckit List by Dimwitty April 18, 2013
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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