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FuckItList 

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things NOT to do before you die

"The #FuckItList is a list of things you don't need to do before you die."
I don't need to listen to "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" again before I die. #FuckItList"

loudnyc #fuckitlist: Attending Justin Timberlake's Concert in The Front Row http://timesurl.at/25744b

TruBlondeRocker #fuckitlist: going to the no doubt reunion show.
FuckItList by BsbllUH11C March 11, 2009
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Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckitis 

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined
Nannette has fuckitis....
Fuckitis by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.
Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"
fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009

Fuckit List 

A list of sex acts one wishes to commit.
Now I can check "jerk off alone" off on my fuckit list!

Fuckit List 

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.
Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. A Milf
3. Megan Fox
Word of the Day on July 18, 2011

Fuckit List 

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
Fuckit List by Dimwitty April 18, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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