Fuck me sideways!

Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)

Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"

Fuck me sideways! by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006

Fuck Me Sideways 

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

Fuck Me Sideways by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016

fuck me sideways 

being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.

"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"

"Well Fuck me sdeways!"

fuck me sideways by MsTr-Z May 16, 2005

Fuck Me Sideways 

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

Fuck Me Sideways by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

fuck me sideways 

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.

"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"

fuck me sideways by fuck, me, sideways, cha, slide April 22, 2009

Fuck Me sideways 

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

Fuck Me sideways by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

Fuck me sideways 

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

Fuck me sideways by Montespan July 12, 2011