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Fuck a dick 

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass
"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"
Fuck a dick by Jointo March 2, 2007
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Fuck me with a stolen dick 

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world 

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

fuck my dick with a stick 

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA 

A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.
Guy 1: Yo Karl

Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro
A word used when no other word fits the situation
She did something so outrageous and nobody saw it Oh fuckadick!
Can’t find something. Fuckadick!
Just really pissed off

FUckadick!!!!
Fuckadick by Soxo March 6, 2021
when your husband wont put down the video game controller, you tell him go fuckadick.
Jill: You've been on that fucking thing for hours
John: Huh? Let me find a save crystal first.
Jill: How long will that take?
John: A couple more hours.
Jill: Why don't you go fuckadick
fuckadick by desireaaa October 11, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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