Fuck a dick

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

by Jointo March 2, 2007

fucking fuck dick

An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls

-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

by Samson's own goodie hole January 2, 2014

fuck my dick

(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome

"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"

by trev-dog part 2 April 4, 2009

fuck my dick

when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

by dick is yum March 13, 2019

fucking lil dick

thinks he has a big cock but its nothing compared to matt jordan

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

school fucking sucks dick

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol

john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭

by your local grocery store September 21, 2023

Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck June 1, 2018