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Fuck a dick by Jointo March 2, 2007
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Fuck me with a stolen dick
Fuck me with a stolen dick.
Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019
Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world
A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 4, 2009
fuck my dick with a stick
an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.
can be used in place of FML.
can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011
IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.
Guy 1: Yo Karl
Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro
Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro
IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA by pmgta10503 November 17, 2016
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