Fuck Texas

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.

Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!

Fuck Texas by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014

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West Texas Fuck Money

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.

Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

West Texas Fuck Money by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021

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texas fuck you

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'

girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!

texas fuck you by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

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Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

Texas multi fuck by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018