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Fuck Texas 

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.
Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!
Words you can keep

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

texas fuck you 

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'
girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!
texas fuck you by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

Texas multi fuck 

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
Texas multi fuck by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018

Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out
“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”

Fuck Tease 

a girl who finds something thats like a dick and plzys with it like a dick.
WOAH dude look at that hot busty blond doing a FUCK TEASE on her bike" "Kinkkky
Fuck Tease by Jane 36 d size bra September 26, 2010

tease-fuck 

A girl who comes on to boys as "liking" them. however, when the man tries to make a move on this girl, she says that she wants to be "just friends."
Jon: Wanna go out some time?
Tate: No, I think we should just be friends.
Jon: You're such a tease-fuck! You lead everyone on!
tease-fuck by yankeefann5567 May 1, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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