1 definition by holyfuckingshitihatetexas
a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.
Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!
by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014