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Fuck O' Clock 

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.
Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!
Fuck O' Clock by Harold Q Poppinjay January 21, 2011

fuck-fuck o'clock 

Person A: What's up? Do you wanna go out tonight?
Person B: I would, but I have to get up at fuck-fuck o'clock tomorrow... ah whatever, I don't need to be awake at work.

Butt Fuck O'Clock 

Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.

An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.

The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?

B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.

A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?

Get The Fuck Out O'Clock 

The proper response to someone who has overstayed their welcome.
-What time is it?
-It's Get The Fuck Out O'Clock.
Get The Fuck Out O'Clock by Barbie T September 9, 2010

fuck you o' clock 

The time of day, typically in restaurants or cafeterias, between food rushes when service is very shitty and there's very little food selection. May also be used to describe times of poor service in other areas.
Tom: Wanna go get something to eat?

Jeff: No man, it's fuck you o' clock.
fuck you o' clock by Bebhanub September 11, 2010

Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.
Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"
Fuck Knows o' Clock by HyperLynx September 22, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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