Fuck me off
Fuck me off by CurvaceousGorilla June 5, 2021
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don't fuck me off
to fuck someone off is to ignore them, or intentionally disregard their requests. common in the military
"YOU MISSED YOUR FUCKING TIMING, PTE BLOGGINS, DON'T FUCK ME OFF"
"EVERYBODY, ADOPT THE PUSHUP POSITION, AND SAY THANK YOU TO PTE BLOGGINS"
"EVERYBODY, ADOPT THE PUSHUP POSITION, AND SAY THANK YOU TO PTE BLOGGINS"
don't fuck me off by strkbrkr August 28, 2026
don't fuck me off
fucking someone off is intentionally disregarding their requests, ignoring them, or otherwise failing to carry out their orders. common in the military
don't fuck me off by strkbrkr August 28, 2026
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<.7.9.7.6.Fuck Me Off Me Fuck<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off. by my name is no buddy December 8, 2017
Fuck me daddy until my face falls off
When Alex was fucking your mom, she kept saying "fuck me daddy until my face falls off" so Alex would push harder during their sex.
Fuck me daddy until my face falls off by DaddynamedAlex October 12, 2016
Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off
Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off by Cpcpcpcpcp November 5, 2018
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