Fuck Books
The act of placing one's penis inside of a book and moving it back until achieving ejaculation. The late works of Dostoevski are suggested for this act.
Fuck Books by Douche Bags McGee October 10, 2008
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fuckbook
I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.
I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.
I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.
fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009
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fuckbooking
cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch
molli: that little bitch
fuckbooking by whos that girl? May 31, 2009
FuckBooking
FuckBooking by fuckbooker November 19, 2011
Fuckbook
An alternate name for Facebook when a slutty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. These unfortunate attention whores are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. These type of people ruin Facebook. These type of people deserve no respect. Total scum -____-
Example 1: A girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.
Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.
ETC.
Dialogue...
*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*
Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!
Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.
ETC.
Dialogue...
*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*
Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!
fuckbookies
(n). A person who owns a newsstand and sells nasty magazines in shrink wrapped 3 packs. Usually only the top magazine is in color.
Bro, the fuckbookies sold me these magazines and all the girls have hemorrhoids and bullet wounds! I can't keep off to these!
I can!
I can!
fuckbookies by Vagpecker October 8, 2023
Fuckbooking
Ah shit man, I was talking to this girl I like and it turns out she was "fuckbooking."
Bet you wish you were on the better behind of that one!
Bet you wish you were on the better behind of that one!
Fuckbooking by WiseWordsFromLemons March 16, 2011
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