3 definitions by WiseWordsFromLemons

Fuckbooking

The act of being on facebook while fucking.

Ah shit man, I was talking to this girl I like and it turns out she was "fuckbooking."

Bet you wish you were on the better behind of that one!

by WiseWordsFromLemons March 1, 2011

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

Jo Bro Homo

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.

A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"

by WiseWordsFromLemons August 11, 2010