Fuck A Bucket

Fuck A Bucket-n- When a person, man or woman, gets lonely and is not getting satisfied by a loved one or a prostitute. They simply get out a small bucket. If you are a man, you should put a jello like substance in the bucket, depending on how you want it to feel depends on what you put in the Fuck A Bucket. If you are a female, you might just want to buy a self-pleasing toy, or a fruit of some sort, and put it in there with something to hold it in place in the bucket, a more stable substance is recommended. After that, you have a new toy that you can also fill with water!

"I love using my Fuck A Bucket!"

Fuck A Bucket by weareawesome February 4, 2010

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fuck in a bucket

Similar to phrases like oh my god or jesus christ, fuck-in-a-bucket is meant to be exlamatory or an adjective to describe someone particularly insane or eccentric.

"Oh fuck in a bucket, Suzy got caught drunk driving."

"She's such a fuck in a bucket."

fuck in a bucket by queen.padme.amidala June 18, 2006

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shit fuck in a piss bucket

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.

me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

shit fuck in a piss bucket by Joe July 15, 2004

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Fuck it, get a bucket

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.

After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.

Fuck it, get a bucket by arnie123 February 12, 2017

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two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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