Fuck A Bucket 

Fuck A Bucket-n- When a person, man or woman, gets lonely and is not getting satisfied by a loved one or a prostitute. They simply get out a small bucket. If you are a man, you should put a jello like substance in the bucket, depending on how you want it to feel depends on what you put in the Fuck A Bucket. If you are a female, you might just want to buy a self-pleasing toy, or a fruit of some sort, and put it in there with something to hold it in place in the bucket, a more stable substance is recommended. After that, you have a new toy that you can also fill with water!

"I love using my Fuck A Bucket!"

Fuck A Bucket by weareawesome February 4, 2010

fuck in a bucket 

Similar to phrases like oh my god or jesus christ, fuck-in-a-bucket is meant to be exlamatory or an adjective to describe someone particularly insane or eccentric.

"Oh fuck in a bucket, Suzy got caught drunk driving."

"She's such a fuck in a bucket."

fuck in a bucket by queen.padme.amidala June 18, 2006

shit fuck in a piss bucket 

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.

me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

shit fuck in a piss bucket by Joe July 15, 2004

Fuck it, get a bucket 

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.

After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.

Fuck it, get a bucket by arnie123 February 12, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008