Fryving

Driving while eating french fries.

Life is so busy these days we often eat in our cars; fryving as we pull out of the drive thu.

by scoobydee June 8, 2015

Frying the frog

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|

"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."

by lesfile January 1, 2008

Frying Nemo

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!

…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023

Frybing

Frybing
/frʌɪbɪŋ/

Verb
verb: frybe; gerund or present participle: frybing

• enjoy oneself whilst eliminating in-game opposition and/or banteringly insulting real-life friends/family/supporters etc.

Origin: fry + vibe = frybe

“I’m just frybing in these bot lobbies”

by The Humble Lamb July 7, 2020

Frying Chicken

The act of a man pissing louder than normal to where the piss hitting the toilet water mimics the sound of chicken frying in oil. This action is done by the most alpha of men and is known to attract many women.

Guy: Walks out of bathroom from taking a piss
Girl: Damn, boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha for real though you piss loud af I think that’s pretty cool.

by Biggelsworth December 25, 2020

Frying the Coke

A forced meme by the Nostalgia Critic that fanboys spew as if it's funny.

LOL FRYING THE COKE IS AMAZING, DOUG IS A COMEDIC LEGEND! - Deranged TGWTG Fanboy

by Guru Larry June 17, 2011

Frying pan

A funny way of saying that you indentify as a pansexual

Me: I sexually identify as a frying pan

by Mebish June 11, 2017