Frutzer

A dirty pussy cats arsehole

Theres a lot of Frutz on the cats Frutzer hole

by Splurter63 June 13, 2007

Fruzer

Word salad between freak and loser; describing someone who typically goes over the top and finds themselves in embarrasing situations frequently.

My ex boyfriend was such a fruzer

by Sabre Monster May 9, 2011

Fritzer

In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.

CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.

by N_S_C May 18, 2007

Fruthers

essentially,... condoms, it also could be just a funny way to say further, but i use it as a word for condoms

a guy and his girlfriend are having a conversation

man: hey, i'm going to the store
woman: pick up some fruthers for tonight
man: oh definitely

by almost2blank November 10, 2008

pickle fritzer

when you stub your penis

yo i heard Rehman was running and he got pickle fritzer-ed by the pole.

by MunaGillani September 18, 2014

Fruthers

essentially,... condoms, it also could be just a funny way to say further, but i use it as a word for condoms
a guy and his girlfriend are having a conversation

man: hey, i'm going to the store

woman: pick up some fruthers for tonight

man: oh yeah, want to be safe

by almost2blank November 10, 2008

fritzer

A dumb retard with a nametag that is cockeyed and repeats the word ok. And works at wollyworld.

The jesse is a real fritzer and doesn't know shit about shit. And cant sell a gun worth shit without saying Ok!

by Cory January 21, 2005