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Word salad between freak and loser; describing someone who typically goes over the top and finds themselves in embarrasing situations frequently.
My ex boyfriend was such a fruzer
Fruzer by Sabre Monster May 9, 2011
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In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.
CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.
Fritzer by N_S_C May 18, 2007

Fruthers 

essentially,... condoms, it also could be just a funny way to say further, but i use it as a word for condoms
a guy and his girlfriend are having a conversation

man: hey, i'm going to the store
woman: pick up some fruthers for tonight
man: oh definitely
Fruthers by almost2blank November 10, 2008

pickle fritzer 

yo i heard Rehman was running and he got pickle fritzer-ed by the pole.
pickle fritzer by MunaGillani September 18, 2014

Fruthers 

essentially,... condoms, it also could be just a funny way to say further, but i use it as a word for condoms
a guy and his girlfriend are having a conversation
man: hey, i'm going to the store

woman: pick up some fruthers for tonight

man: oh yeah, want to be safe
Fruthers by almost2blank November 10, 2008
A dumb retard with a nametag that is cockeyed and repeats the word ok. And works at wollyworld.
The jesse is a real fritzer and doesn't know shit about shit. And cant sell a gun worth shit without saying Ok!
fritzer by Cory January 21, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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