Fritzer

In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.

CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.

by N_S_C May 18, 2007

fritzer

A dumb retard with a nametag that is cockeyed and repeats the word ok. And works at wollyworld.

The jesse is a real fritzer and doesn't know shit about shit. And cant sell a gun worth shit without saying Ok!

by Cory January 21, 2005

pickle fritzer

when you stub your penis

yo i heard Rehman was running and he got pickle fritzer-ed by the pole.

by MunaGillani September 18, 2014

Don Fritzer

A very quick shower after a long day , especially when friends are waiting for you.

Just got home, have to take a Don Fritzer then I will be there.

by Juan Mayor May 6, 2025

Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

by fritter monster August 21, 2010

FritterWhiff

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.

I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.

by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018