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(verb) To tighten the asshole

*caution: do not laugh hysterically while frunzing.
"I have to take a shit man!"

"dude, just Frunze it! "
Frunze by Cheeplook September 9, 2009
Words you can keep

arina frunze 

She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. She is worth every second of your time, and you'll never regret staying up all night with her. She'll change your life, making it the best you could want it to be. She can make you smile just by smiling herself. You'll disagree at times, but you'll both apologize the next day. You could talk for days about how amazing she is. When you don't see them for a while you may go insane. Once you get to know her, you'll feel protective of her.She's is worth everything. You'll want to be with her forever.
patzan 1: bai o stii pe arina frunze?
dus: ia laba de pe dansa amu sau tai pula
arina frunze by dussss September 5, 2021
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Früngege 

Another term for a juul. Common amongst the boys. Known as the frün.
“Yo could i cop the früngege?”
Sure man but my pod is low
Früngege by duttz August 16, 2018
Franzel is your typical good girl always the sweetest person you can meet she is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet but she does have her dark sides. Franzel is extremely intellectual and will always have your back inside she just wants good. She would take A BULLET for you!
Franzel would take a bullet for you.
Franzel would always have your back.

Franzel only wants good.
Franzel is extremely intellectual.
Franzel by Trûth Téłłér April 27, 2019
Hells yeah last night I had funzee with the most ridiculous sexy redhead squirter….
Funzee by Msginge July 16, 2021

frunzfisting 

The act of treating every grain of sand as if it were a giant boulder. The inability to distinguish between random tangental thoughts, and issues of substance. This debilitating problem is usually the result of a gargantuan estrogen imbalance.
We were on the verge of making progress, until Jeff frunzfisted us with the price of tea in China!
frunzfisting by Smart R Thanyou March 18, 2005
Word salad between freak and loser; describing someone who typically goes over the top and finds themselves in embarrasing situations frequently.
My ex boyfriend was such a fruzer
Fruzer by Sabre Monster May 9, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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