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Frunken

Christina: Damn, Kate you are so frunken.
Kate: *Gurgle*
by SopranoRocker2010 September 4, 2010
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Frunken

1.To be intoxicated by an alcoholic substance.
2.A 'frunken' person often mispells words and makes several embarassing and unfortunate comments,though often hilarious.
3.They are often the but of jokes and are left extremely embarassed when they try to recover from their mistakes the next day.
4.Though they remain under the influence they keep a distinct air of credibilty and respect. ie a cool drunkard.
"See that guy?..hes frunken man.He makes little sense but my god,I wana be him"
by Q-man. May 24, 2005
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Frunken's Law

A term that originated in Cheezburger comments. Much like Godwin's Law, it is the claim that the longer an internet discussion goes, the more likely it is that, regardless of the topic, someone will make a rape analogy.
"Wow, that guy's pretty sexist, wonder why she's with him."

"Why is it a woman's fault for dating a jerk and not the guy's for being a jerk? This is just like when a woman gets raped, people say, 'Oh, she shouldn't have been wearing such provocative clothing, she should know better.'"

"Frunken's Law in record time."
by NotFrunken October 14, 2014
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Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".
Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.
by jayjaybird February 20, 2017
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Al Franken

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.
Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009
by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009
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Frankenbike

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).
Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.
by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009
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Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.
-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.
by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009
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