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Frumptions 

The feeling of embarrassment when faced with another persons situation. Something uncomfortable to watch, to witness.
"I had total frumptionswatching sally's play last night"
"why?"
"they did HAIR! she's my landlady!, totally nude! she's my landlady! "
Frumptions by crza! June 28, 2009
Words you can keep

flumptious 

Something that is awesome, hot, cool, etc. Pretty much used any place that refers to something that is good.
Dude, that painting by Manet is so flumptious.
flumptious by Schuylerrrr September 13, 2009

Frumpteenskeen 

noun;
A tem used to describe overly exagerated hair.
Jenni walked into the hair salon to get a perm and walked out as a frumpteenskeen.
Frumpteenskeen by klk August 25, 2006

Frumptious

1. To be angry or sad.
2. To have the sudden urge to fornicate (See Definition) against a door.
1. Why do you have to be frumtious, Billy?
2. Hey baby... Let's get frumtious!
Frumptious by Hugh Jass July 23, 2003

Frumpcious 

This is the word to describe a woman who is kind of frumpy, but still "do-able". You may say your best-friends mother is a bit Frumpcious.

Frumpcious could also be used to describe any famously stern, older lady, with whom you would like to have a poke of.
Example 1.

Bernard - Your Mum's quite Frumpcious when she's mad. She gets a glint in her eyes, the kind of glint that makes you know that she's a go-er in the bedroom. Your Dad's a lucky guy!

Thomas - Errr, thanks, I guess!!

Example 2

Paddy - For some strange reason, I can't quite put my finger on, I find Ann Widdecombe very Frumpcious. I'd love her to spank me silly with a Riding Crop.

Oliver - Yes, I know what you mean, I often have the same thoughts about Queen Elizabeth II. She has that Frumpciously stern glare, that gets me all excited in my pants.
Frumpcious by candy101 October 2, 2011

frumptious

A chunky girl who thinks she is super sexy
"You should get that girls number she was frumptious"
frumptious by ash1313 October 25, 2011

Frumpkins 

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.
I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.
Frumpkins by Air Drop January 2, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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