Frumpkins
Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.
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grossie grumpkins
The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
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Frumpis
Fumpkin Job
Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Fumpkin Job by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
French Flumpkin
French Flumpkin by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021
bumpy rumpkins
A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.
Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.
bumpy rumpkins by Debocalypse July 2, 2014
frumping
Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
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