Frumpkins 

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

Frumpkins by Air Drop January 2, 2008

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Frumpis 

See Dog. Also known as Coo Coo pants, dumpsit or button head.

Oh frumpis, stop chewing on your baby.

Frumpis by GBLD January 12, 2009

Fumpkin Job 

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

Fumpkin Job by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

French Flumpkin 

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

French Flumpkin by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

bumpy rumpkins 

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

bumpy rumpkins by Debocalypse July 2, 2014

frumping 

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

frumping by PMax March 9, 2008