Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.
I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.
by Air Drop January 2, 2008
Get the Frumpkinsmug. A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.
Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010
Get the frumpkinmug. by potnija00 March 4, 2003
Get the frumpkinmug. by Ng August 4, 2003
Get the frumpkinmug. by Chunanana August 22, 2011
Get the frumpkinmug. A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.
Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.
by betty May 13, 2005
Get the frumpkinmug. 1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.
2. A person named luke.
by Matthew Larsen February 19, 2005
Get the frumpkinmug.