Frumplestiltskin
Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.
Frumplestiltskin by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017
Words you can keep
trumplestiltskin
Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016
crumplestiltskin
Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008
frumpelstiltskin
when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.
A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.
A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.
"What are you up to today?"
"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."
"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."
frumpelstiltskin by mischief the cat June 17, 2012
Rumplestiltskin
A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.
to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,
the next I'll have the young queen's child.
Ha, glad am I that no one knew
that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.
the next I'll have the young queen's child.
Ha, glad am I that no one knew
that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.
Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005
Rumplestiltskin
A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.
Rumplestiltskin by deggerkegger July 9, 2009
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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