He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!

Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!