Fruckles

Having freckles on your knuckles.

"Dude I smashed my hand in the door!"

"Let me see. DUDE!! You have fruckles!"

by amyjenc1 October 26, 2011

hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

by bukowsky January 5, 2010

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Frockles

Huge black eyes; Dilated pupils (only animals can get them)

Look at that cat's frockles!

When the dog saw some food, he grew his frockles.

by leab90 January 5, 2010

Freckless

To do or say something stupid, or more commonly multitude of things stupidly

Jack was being really freckless today.

by LR88 April 23, 2022