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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag 

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

Frontrooms 

I escaped the backrooms and i got teleported back into the frontrooms
Frontrooms by YourAvgGuy August 25, 2023

Front Row Faggot 

Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.
Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.
Front Row Faggot by The Wiz Jizz March 20, 2009

front row mafia 

A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.
Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.
front row mafia by Phil Novarr February 22, 2007

Front Row Seats 

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
Front Row Seats by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

Front Row 

Being Hammered Drunk.

Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."
You in the front row tonight?

No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.
Front Row by BlackLavend May 21, 2009