Frontrowaphobia
The fear of being coughed at, grunted at, whistled at, having hand signals or a severe forward lean made in your direction, and/or messages displayed on an iPad from the front row of Church. In extreme cases a person would fear that they would be interrupted mid sentence by another person walking on stage and transitioning their segment by force.
"How did you go today?"
"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."
"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."
"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."
"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."
Frontrowaphobia by Greatculture August 24, 2016
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