Frontpoop

The slang term used for a women giving vaginal birth. Often used by vial male nurses to describe the act of labor.

1. "Did you see that women in room 409? She frontpooped a fucking alien." 2. "I frontpooped my first three children, the last 12 were sliced out of me."3. "When I frontpooped my last child, his head was so big the doctor had to give me three extra stitches."

by Saheba March 6, 2012

Frontrooms

Basically reality.

I escaped the backrooms and i got teleported back into the frontrooms

by YourAvgGuy August 25, 2023

Frootloop Dingus

Someone who is more than likely to be stupid, naive, and idiotic.

Term created by Zach Rance in the Big Brother (16) reality TV show.

"Nicole, you call yourself a superfan, guess you didn't see this one ya frootloop dingus!"

by maddiction August 7, 2014

Front Poop

When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.

Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.

Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.

by Taylor TESK December 2, 2011

Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

FROOTLOOPS

either of 2 definitions.

1-pills u take and don't know what they are

2-coricidin pills

1-she went to that party and took some frootloops, and now she's all fucked up

2-i just stole some frootloops from the drug store.

by justme0000 February 13, 2009

frontporchigans

Groups of friends that hang out on front porches. Mayhem and fireworks typically ensue.

Tonight there is a meeting of the frontporchigans.

by emmaggolly November 16, 2013