Frondou

The act of iridescence in metallics.

The frondou was a sacred thing to her.

by eeere October 10, 2023

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

Frodouche Baggins

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.

"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."

by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

frondoucious

bristling, abundant, exhuberant, feathery, fluffy, leafy, luxuriant, mucho, muchisimo.

Yowza! Her bush is really frondocious!
Yo! Trim that frondoucious thing.
I like your frondoucious tree!

by vt March 10, 2003

frondo

When a females boobs are spread abnormally far apart from each other.

damn that beyonce girl is mad frondo.

by unodosTRACE January 23, 2009

Frodough

The delicious and nutritious dough, made famous by the hero of Middle Earth, used for baking in hobbit cooking. The main recipe is composed of all the delicious ingredients the Shire has to offer: water, dirt, grass, wood chips, pumpkins, and, last but not least, more dirt. Also available in Frodough ice-cream.

Mother: Hey, sweetie? im heading out to the store. Do you need anything from there?

Son: Yeah! Can you get us some more FODOUGH?!

Mother: Sure thing hun. What kind do you want? Aragorn Candycorn frodough? balrog-nut-crunch? strawberry gollum surprise? or Helm's Deep-chocolate?

Son: Balrog-nut-crunch?

Mother: Sure thing sweetie-pie.

by Multi-Fold Towels August 25, 2011

Fondouche

various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina

She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.

by Juke McKones May 28, 2011