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fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

Frodouche Baggins 

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.
"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
Frodouche Baggins by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

frondoucious 

bristling, abundant, exhuberant, feathery, fluffy, leafy, luxuriant, mucho, muchisimo.
Yowza! Her bush is really frondocious!
Yo! Trim that frondoucious thing.
I like your frondoucious tree!
frondoucious by vt March 10, 2003
When a females boobs are spread abnormally far apart from each other.
damn that beyonce girl is mad frondo.
frondo by unodosTRACE January 23, 2009
The delicious and nutritious dough, made famous by the hero of Middle Earth, used for baking in hobbit cooking. The main recipe is composed of all the delicious ingredients the Shire has to offer: water, dirt, grass, wood chips, pumpkins, and, last but not least, more dirt. Also available in Frodough ice-cream.
Mother: Hey, sweetie? im heading out to the store. Do you need anything from there?

Son: Yeah! Can you get us some more FODOUGH?!

Mother: Sure thing hun. What kind do you want? Aragorn Candycorn frodough? balrog-nut-crunch? strawberry gollum surprise? or Helm's Deep-chocolate?

Son: Balrog-nut-crunch?

Mother: Sure thing sweetie-pie.
Frodough by Multi-Fold Towels August 25, 2011

Fondouche 

various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina
She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.
Fondouche by Juke McKones May 28, 2011