fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

Fondouche 

various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina

She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.

Fondouche by Juke McKones May 28, 2011

femdouche 

Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.

femdouche Seltering fitness fit female douche douchebag Instagram gram likes likeforlike shedouche Jen selter abs Fitfam traininsane

femdouche by Lapinksi November 20, 2013

Fedouche 

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.

Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.

Fedouche by ajt313 August 25, 2011

fradouche 

A douchebag who is also in a fraternity.

When I go to parties I avoid the fradouches at all costs.

fradouche by Amalia516 May 1, 2010

Frodouche Baggins 

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.

"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."

Frodouche Baggins by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

fidouche 

1. A romantic partner who has been unfaithful, shows little or no genuine remorse, and is likely to be unfaithful in the future.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.

1. How many times has he cheated on her? Two, three times? She needs to wash that fidouche out of her life.
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"

fidouche by Filtee January 8, 2012