Frodough

The delicious and nutritious dough, made famous by the hero of Middle Earth, used for baking in hobbit cooking. The main recipe is composed of all the delicious ingredients the Shire has to offer: water, dirt, grass, wood chips, pumpkins, and, last but not least, more dirt. Also available in Frodough ice-cream.

Mother: Hey, sweetie? im heading out to the store. Do you need anything from there?

Son: Yeah! Can you get us some more FODOUGH?!

Mother: Sure thing hun. What kind do you want? Aragorn Candycorn frodough? balrog-nut-crunch? strawberry gollum surprise? or Helm's Deep-chocolate?

Son: Balrog-nut-crunch?

Mother: Sure thing sweetie-pie.

by Multi-Fold Towels August 25, 2011

Frodouche Baggins

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.

"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."

by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009