Frodoing

A person of similar stature to a hobbit who then proceeds to finger an inebriated 'grenade' in a club. The 'grenade' does not recall the event the following morning.

So we totally saw Jon 'frodoing' this chick at the club the other night, we'll just say he lost his ring in her hot smelly Mordor last night.

by frodo the chode-o September 28, 2010

frodoing

The act of freaking over Frodo

fangirl 1: Froooooddoooooooooo!!! *hyperventilates* curls! feet! blue eyes! *faints*
Fangirls 2: Wow, you're frodoing allright!

by Bo_zar November 28, 2004

Frodoing

To walk long distances across unnecessary rough terrain, bare foot.

*comes fromFrodo the main character in the book and film - Lord of the Rings

Some one stole my shoes so i ended up frodoing my ass home.

by shandyooo June 21, 2010

extreme frodoing

The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travelling on ice. Wearing an extremely flamable gold lam'e dress. With both hands tied behind your back. With your scrotum. And not having a valid drivers license.

Guy 1: That guy just shot some mooze in my hair!
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

frooding

Doing something in a really amazingly together way.

1) Look at contestant number six, he's frooding through that like he has done it every day of his life.
2) Because she is an expert at frooding excuses, she got out of her tardy easily.

by Truero October 21, 2004

frodding

Just like frotting... with two D's.

Were they frodding? Yes the two D's were side by side.

by Vibrating viking April 16, 2017

frodging

The act of practicing fraud, specifically on the government, one's employer, or "The Man."

Man, I tole-jue 'bout dat takin' da cheese outa da fridge...dats frodging!

by pseudohymn May 24, 2009