frodding

Just like frotting... with two D's.

Were they frodding? Yes the two D's were side by side.

by Vibrating viking April 16, 2017

Fredding out

lazy person who never shows up at the gym. And when he does he spends all his time watching the booty class.

Worked out alone again. Johnny keeps fredding out on me..

by lucky super star September 4, 2010

Frodoing

A person of similar stature to a hobbit who then proceeds to finger an inebriated 'grenade' in a club. The 'grenade' does not recall the event the following morning.

So we totally saw Jon 'frodoing' this chick at the club the other night, we'll just say he lost his ring in her hot smelly Mordor last night.

by frodo the chode-o September 28, 2010

frooding

Doing something in a really amazingly together way.

1) Look at contestant number six, he's frooding through that like he has done it every day of his life.
2) Because she is an expert at frooding excuses, she got out of her tardy easily.

by Truero October 21, 2004

flodding

When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.

"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".

by scottyboobotty April 14, 2014

fodding

the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work

They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding

by Crust March 23, 2005

extreme frodoing

The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travelling on ice. Wearing an extremely flamable gold lam'e dress. With both hands tied behind your back. With your scrotum. And not having a valid drivers license.

Guy 1: That guy just shot some mooze in my hair!
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004