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Fringe flick 

A skillful and rare manoeuvre made only by the most sly and daring of emos when their gay fringe pisses them off to such an extent that any hint of self-control and/or restraint that they had over themselves disappears. The initial relief that the emo experiences upon flicking their homosexual hair out of their face is near orgasmic...but I suppose anything is in comparison to the mental agony they're in...
"Dammit, I can't see a thing..."
*Bumps into a lampost*
"Oh God...That hurt...That lampost totally, like, didn't understand me...I can feel the pain coursing right through me, tearing me apart from the inside, just like when I get my gay fringe cut at the hairdressers'...I'll cut myself when I get home so I can deal with all of my imaginary problems better...Of course, the pain's nothing compared to the emotional pain I'm in...This fringe is getting too much...I can't take it anymore...Maybe if I just give it a quick flick, no one will notice and I'll be able to see where I'm going for a split second...But...What if someone sees? They won't think of me as being 'hardcore' anymore...Uh...Oh, fuck it. It's all in my eyes and up my nose and it tickles."
*Fringe flick*
"Ahhh..."
Fringe flick by Criminal Activist November 25, 2007
Words you can keep

Fringe Flicker

A derogatory way of calling someone an emo or a pussy.

Fringe flicker describes the action when people 'flick their fringe' either with their head or with their hand.

A term commonly used in Australia.
Stop being such a fringe flicker and just drink your beer.
Fringe Flicker by bootania October 30, 2010

fringelicker 

Someone who likes to have oral sex with women who have pubes or alot of pubic hair.
Hey Simon told me he licked Carla's pussy like there was no tomorrow, seriously he did, he's a total fringelicker!
fringelicker by Steven Bell March 3, 2008
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