Friendsturd 

1.) The people you know exclusivly through Friendster.

2.) Friendster itself, when going through it's usual glitches.

3.) The dork that founded Friendster; user 101 -- a fan of The Dave Matthews Bland and the like.

1.) Oh yeah, I heard about that once from one of my Friendsturds.

2.) Shit, I can't check this chick out today thanks to Friendsturd.

3.) Jonathan Abrams.

Friendsturd by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

Friendstruck 

The second that you see and meet the person, and be friends you are instantly in love. Head over heels, can't stop thinking about them, want to be with them, hold them hug them, & be held and hugged and loved by them in return.

In an instant I was friendstruck with her and couldn't get her out of my mind.

In an instant I was friendstruck with him and couldn't get him out of my mind.

Friendstruck by AlexDictionary October 25, 2010

friendster 

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend

Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!

friendster by chester June 24, 2004

friendster 

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.

i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?

friendster by T December 7, 2003

Friendster 

an addictive but idiotic way to "earn" friends... everyone is welcome! even your pet or your table could have a friendster account!

oh my god! i have to add Matt's dog to my list of friends! Jamie's car too! and i shouldn't forget Carrie's foot!

Friendster by luna moonlight March 31, 2004

friendster 

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.

My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.

friendster by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

friendster 

Web to web of stupid idiotic individuals who thinks the number of of people in their friendslist is in proportion to their self worth.

You are a friendster!

friendster by maddman December 29, 2003