Frienditure 

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.

Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.

Frienditure by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011

frenditute 

Someone you have to pay to be your friend.

Bob pays for lunch whenever we go out. I am such a frenditute.

frenditute by Jer Mac December 2, 2010

Friendsturd 

1.) The people you know exclusivly through Friendster.

2.) Friendster itself, when going through it's usual glitches.

3.) The dork that founded Friendster; user 101 -- a fan of The Dave Matthews Bland and the like.

1.) Oh yeah, I heard about that once from one of my Friendsturds.

2.) Shit, I can't check this chick out today thanks to Friendsturd.

3.) Jonathan Abrams.

Friendsturd by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

frienditcher 

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.

Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.

frienditcher by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006

frienditute 

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

frienditute by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

Friendsturbation 

using your friends hand to masturbate or masturbate whit a group of friends.

friendsturbation party in my house,bring all of your friend....we gonna need a extra hand.

Friendsturbation by gay clown December 17, 2011

frienditute 

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

frienditute by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010