1.) The people you know exclusivly through Friendster.

2.) Friendster itself, when going through it's usual glitches.

3.) The dork that founded Friendster; user 101 -- a fan of The Dave Matthews Bland and the like.

1.) Oh yeah, I heard about that once from one of my Friendsturds.

2.) Shit, I can't check this chick out today thanks to Friendsturd.

3.) Jonathan Abrams.

Friendsturd by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

frienditcher

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.

Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.

frienditcher by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006

frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

frienditute by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

Friendsturbation

using your friends hand to masturbate or masturbate whit a group of friends.

friendsturbation party in my house,bring all of your friend....we gonna need a extra hand.

Friendsturbation by gay clown December 17, 2011

frienditute

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

frienditute by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026