frienditude 

Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.

"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."

frienditude by Ophiuchus December 16, 2005

frenditute 

Someone you have to pay to be your friend.

Bob pays for lunch whenever we go out. I am such a frenditute.

frenditute by Jer Mac December 2, 2010

friendicide 

The act of deleting someone/yourself from someone's friends list on Myspace Facebook Friendster.

"Dood, that hot chick on Myspace is totally shit testing me, so i'm gonna commit friendicide tonight"

friendicide by specter woodland April 15, 2008

frienditcher 

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.

Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.

frienditcher by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006

friendicide 

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.

You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?

friendicide by mjdookster December 28, 2009

frienditute 

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

frienditute by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

frienditute 

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

frienditute by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010