Friendsurance

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A practice by which, a person has to hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.

That dope-whore, Whitney, hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I didn’t want to because I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck it back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Thank God for Friendsurance!!

Friendsurance by Sprinkles318Yo!! November 21, 2023

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Friendsurance

A practice where you discreetly hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.

I was in Bawcomville the other day & that skank hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck the perfume back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Secretly collecting collateral always saves me when it comes to Friendsurance!!

Friendsurance by ¡SprinklesYo318! November 24, 2023

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Respectfully

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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