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Friendsurance

A practice by which, a person has to hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.
That dope-whore, Whitney, hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I didn’t want to because I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck it back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Thank God for Friendsurance!!
by Sprinkles318Yo!! November 21, 2023
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Friendsurance

A practice where you discreetly hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.
I was in Bawcomville the other day & that skank hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck the perfume back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Secretly collecting collateral always saves me when it comes to Friendsurance!!
by ¡SprinklesYo318! November 24, 2023
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