Friendscort

A completely platonic relationship defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by improv actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an intent to traverse Cherokee street without peril.

will you please be a friendscort to my car? There were some wingnuts in the parking lot." or "I'll friendscort you to the Justin Bieber concert so you won't look out of place because there will be another 30 year old guy there.

Friendscort by BorisMcGee August 19, 2010

Friendcore 

A step higher than friendship.

"man, you fail at friendship... but you score at friendcore"

Friendcore by Homewrecker69 August 23, 2009

Friendscount 

The deal you get for knowing someone working in retail, who's willing to risk their job for your financial well-being.

Jeff: Love your new dress babe; looks expensive though.
Laura: Thanks, Jenny friendscounted it for me; saved me a bengie.

Friendscount by Nefmaster December 2, 2011

Friendsforlife_08 

A hot seggsy bae

"Have you seen friendsforlife_08 "
"Yes he is so hot"

Friendsforlife_08 by Shartybaeshart July 17, 2021

friendsdontdothisdaveedd 

the hottest person alive.

“Hey, that’s friendsdontdothisdaveedd! I heard that they’re Raven Reyes’ girlfriend and actually beat up s3 Mike Wheeler one time.”

friendsdontdothisdaveedd by ddeeznutzz September 5, 2021

Friensort 

When a person has nobody else to talk to and isn’t hanging out with anybody else so they call up or text that one friend that is there last resort.

A friend you usually ignore if you’re with other people but when you’re all alone you have time to talk to them.

A friend you save as a last resort to talk to and hangout with if nobody else is available.

I’m all alone and nobody is answering their phones. I’ll call Tyler. He’s my “Friensort”

Friensort by IncognitoDespacito December 30, 2021