Impunity's definitions

friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.

She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!

by Impunity October 9, 2008

crushment

noun. The wrecked/smashed part of anything, particularly the crumpled sheet metal resulting from a significant impact like a car collision.

Damn, did you see the crushment on grandma's Buick? The entire rear end is half its former length. The other car, however, did not walk away.

by impunity January 26, 2011