Friehofer

To screw up anything, it's making a situation FAR worse than it was.

Normal Person: JESUS CHRIST! MY CAR IS SINKING, MY WIFE'S GIVING BIRTH, GRANDMA'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK. WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?

"Friehofer" -You go fuck yourself *trollface*

by GrayFoXX October 3, 2011

fireholer

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh

"Man I just had a fireholer"
"Did you get the sploosh"
"No it was like shitting a cactus"

by Brodie Mac November 15, 2007

Friehoffing

1) To gag, vomit, or pass out while working with additional protective gear being worn. EX: A Fireman dressed for fighting fires, Soldier in a chemical suit.

2) To fake definition 1.

History: This definition is born from an individual in the military whose actions stopped a military exercise for the entire base. To recognize his actions, "Friehoffing" is now military jargon on his base.

Mechanic: "Sargeant, were stopping the convoy?"

NCO: "Yeah, the coreman found someone passed out in the formation. But I think he's just friehoffing."

by Harry Ness0001 May 5, 2009

Friefer

A gaming friend who is a griefer.

"My buddy just turned on me, shot me down. He's a Friefer."

by killswitch777 October 21, 2011

Firehoser

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

by Mister Andre April 13, 2017

arabian firehoser

when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum

my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser

by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008

friedferid

very cool and not a loser

“friedferid is so hot and sexy”
“aren’t they married?”

by albedoswift February 26, 2022