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Fresita Hermosa 

Person married to their own great grandchild. They will find something that bothers you and exploit it, but if you do it to them they will hunt you down. Also known as a Brad.
Awe Fresita Hermosa why are you such a hoe?
Fresita Hermosa by mexican-abuela November 3, 2016

The Freitag Trade 

Trading a blowjob for a finger-bang.
I’m not really down to fully hookup with him/her tonight, but I would definitely do The Freitag Trade.
An angel. The light of a person's life. It only takes one look to know she's the one. One can be having the worst day, and a word from her can change it all up. She's someone that's worth trying for. She's the sweetest thing known to man, and a blessing for the man she's with. Her beauty knows no ends, something that can't be explained with words. Freshta is comforting, and has a good sense of humor. One can't help but cheese whenever she's talking to you. It's uncontrollable, like my love for her
Freshta is yours? You lucky SOB.
Freshta by IAmAMangoLover June 12, 2011
you are soo freitas!
Freitas by lovergurl. September 22, 2009

Freshtables 

A slang term for "Fresh Vegetables" commonly found in the produce section of a grocery store or organic market.
Let's get some freshtables while we're at Publix
Freshtables by palinisfailin December 27, 2008

Freshtastic 

it's like the merge of watchamacallit and awesome. Used when you can't put your finger on that word that you are looking for to describe something beyond superb.
When i went shopping today i saw the CUTEST pair of shoes, they were so freshtastic i just had to get them!!!
Freshtastic by Lauryn. December 31, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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