Frert

One of two creatures native to only Antarctica. This very rare creature can be found in the Antarctic wastelands, and also in the southern parts of New Zealand and Australia, such as Tasmania.

''WOW! Look at that frert over there hiding in the bushes, he is a sneaky bugger.'' Exclaimed Robert.

Frert by ThinkBig5 October 7, 2012

Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fertig 

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

Fertig by Brohaan July 13, 2009

freeter 

an adult, though no longer a student, who does not have full-time employment and all the benefits that comes with it. Instead, a freeter chooses to work part-time or hold down odd jobs, even while full time employment is available.

Being a freeter means having more flexibility and freedom than someone with a permanent job. Freeters usually do not earn enough money to have their own home, so they often stay at home with their parents indefinitely, or else rent rooms in others' homes.

In today's economy, it's hard to know if a part-time employee is a freeloader or freeter, or is simply struggling to survive.

freeter by D.S. Credito April 5, 2015

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

Flerting 

A spelling of flirting made popular by Minecraft streamer Tubbo. He spammed the phrase “This is deffo flerting” in chat and it quickly became a meme. He most likely spelled it wrong by accident as he’s dyslexic.

Person 1-So how are you cutie
Person 2-*blushes* I’m doing good
Person 3-Wow this is deffo flerting

Person 1-SHUT UP ALREADY
Person 3- this is deffo flerting

Flerting by ThatStarPolaris January 27, 2021