OUR SHORT KING. Yet don’t get it twisted he doesn’t fall short when it comes to the deed. With a speech impeachment his adorableness but sexiness is the perfect balance. He is a professional in torture and being my baby daddy.

Feitan can fuck me till i cry.

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Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.

Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.

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Feitanism

Feitanism is the superior religion to others such as Kurtism, we believe in the short king femboy, feitan, it is the best way

I just recently converted to Feitanism, girly girl 🛐🔪🌂

Feitanism by feitanswife October 30, 2020

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feitan

Our short king. Yet he still manages to be packing down there i mean why else would he wear a dress. With i speech impeachment his cuteness and sexiness go perfectly together. He is a professional in the art of torture and being my baby daddy.

Feitan is so fineeee

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feitan

MR. Segy😼 hes from hunter x hunter our little emo boy😫😫😫😫 hes a baby😋

Feitan is segy😼

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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